Jito: Chalo N Aaj Hum Khane Par Bahar Chalte Hain Aur Kar Main Chalaungi Santa: Iska Matlab Hum Jayenge Kar Men Aur Aayenge Akhbar Men
Santa: Jaldi Jus Bana De Ladai Hone Wali Hai Santa Ek Glas Pine Ke Baad "Jaldi Ek Aur De Ladai Hone Wali Hai"A Jus Wala: Kab Hogi Ladai? Santa: Jab Tu Paise Mangega
Jito: Fon Par Itni Dhimi Aavaj Men Kisse Baat Kar Raho Ho? Santa: Bahan Se Jito: To Fir Dhimi Aavaj Men Kis Liye? Santa: Teri Hai
Santa Ne Ladki Ko Pyar Ka Ijhaar Kiya Aur Fir Ladaki Ke Bap Se Shadi Men Ladaki Ka Hath Maga Ladaki Ke Bhaiyon Ne Aur Baap Ne Santa Ki Khub Pitai Ki Mar Khane Ke Baad Santa Kapde Jhadate Hua Bola "To Fir Main Inkar Samjhun?"
Banta: Oye Tu Har Maisej (SMS) Ko Do Dafa Kyon Bhejta Hai? Santa: Taki Tu Ek Forward (Forward) Kar Sake Aur Dusra Tere Paas Rahe
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi N Karti Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha? Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha